Arthur ‘Two-Sheds’ Jackson

 
The Interview
Monty Python, "Whither Canada", May 10, 1969

 
Jackson: Look. This shed business -- it doesn't really matter.  The sheds aren't important.  A few friends call me Two Sheds and that's all there is to it.  I wish you'd ask me about something else.  Everybody talks about the sheds.  They've got it all out of proportion --  I'm going to get rid of the shed.  I'm fed up with it!
Host: Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson, eh?
Jackson: Look, forget about the sheds.  They don't matter.
Host: Mr. Jackson, I think, with respect, we ought to return to the subject of this web site.