Discounting business, a good chunk of my own personal use of the Internet revolves around the pursuit of the perfect lap dance.  There are many fine web sites that offer information on clubs around the world where laps can be found, the most popular of which seem to be TUSCL, The Ultimate Strip Club List, or StripClubList.com.  This here web site is a place for me to offer my personal opinions on the clubs in the part of the country where I hang out.  Since these are my personal opinions here, you probably ought to understand my biases so you know how many grains of salt to take with what you read here.