Two Sheds' Southwestern Michigan Strip Club Pages

TwoSheds’ Michigan Strip Club Pages

Discounting business, a good chunk of my own personal use of the Internet revolves around the pursuit of the perfect lap dance. There are many fine web sites that offer information on clubs around the world where laps can be found, the most popular of which seem to be TUSCL, The Ultimate Strip Club List, or StripClubList.com. This here web site is a place for me to offer my personal opinions on the clubs in the part of the country where I hang out. Since these are my personal opinions here, you probably ought to understand my biases so you know how many grains of salt to take with what you read here.

Club Information & Reviews

Ann Arbor		Rating	Last Post
	Déjà Vu	9	04/13/13
	John's Hot Spot	1	04/10/13

Battle Creek		Rating	Last Post
	Heart Beats Exotic Nightclub	8	05/23/13
	Hots Gentlemen's Club	6	05/23/13

Canada		Rating	Last Post
	Riverport Tavern		07/17/09
	Studio Four Tavern		06/24/10
	Studio 11		06/10/10

Detroit (City)*		Rating	Last Post
	All Stars (closed)	3	12/12/12
	Bev's Backstreet		12/29/08
	Bouzouki Lounge	8	05/14/13
	Centerfold Lounge		09/20/12
	Chapeau Vert		10/12/12
	Cheetah's on the Strip		04/20/11
	Chix On Dix	4	10/06/12
	Club Venus	6	04/13/13
	Coliseum	9	05/11/13
	Crazy Horse		02/29/12
	Hard Body Cafe		10/17/11
	Hot Tamales		09/08/10
	King of Diamonds		02/12/13
	La Chambre	6	04/29/13
	Lolita's		08/15/11
	Minx Lounge		09/04/12
	Penthouse Club	9	05/20/13
	Player's Lounge	8	04/10/13
	Starvin' Marvin's		09/26/12
	Trumpp's	6	05/22/13
	Tycoons		05/06/13
Detroit (Metro)*		Rating	Last Post
	Bada Bing		04/19/13
	Bogart's	6	05/09/13
	BT's	7	05/09/13
	Déjà Vu Highland Park		07/23/12
	Flight Club	8	05/20/13
	Henry VIII	6	05/22/13
	Henry VIII - South	6	05/19/13
	Hustler Club	7	02/19/13
	Jon-Jon's		04/11/13
	Landing Strip	7	05/05/13
	Little David’s Bikini Bar		04/08/13
	Pantheion Club	7	02/15/13
	Play House	6	11/29/12
	Silver Cricket	8	05/14/13
	Subi's	8	07/08/12
	Toy Chest	7	05/16/13
	Traffic Light		12/20/12
* We distinguish between Detroit City and Detroit Metro clubs because of the restrictive ordinance passed in 2010 by the Detroit City Council, which impacts all of the clubs within the city limits.

Flint		Rating	Last Post
	Body Shop	1	06/18/12
	Cloud Nine Showbar & Grill	2	12/06/12
	Déjà Vu	6	04/25/13
	Déjà Vu Gold	5	09/28/12
	LL-T	1	06/11/10
	Men's Club	7	09/21/12
	Odyssey	1	05/09/13
	Teasers	6	05/18/13

Grand Rapids		Rating	Last Post
	Lady Godiva's Showgirls	3	04/10/13
	Parkway Tropics	7	05/15/13
	Red Barn (closed)	1	09/05/12
	Rumors Night Club	2	12/21/10
	Sensations Showgirls	4	05/16/13
	Tini Bikini's	2	04/07/13

Jackson		Rating	Last Post
	Cracker Jaxx	7	05/10/13
	Dr. Don's Famous Door	2	05/18/13
	Keeder's Show Bar	1	04/16/13
	Potter's Gentlemen's Club	6	05/11/13

Kalamazoo		Rating	Last Post
	Angels Gentlemen's Club	9	05/22/13
	Déjà Vu / Little Darlings	8	05/21/13

Lansing		Rating	Last Post
	Centerfolds	2	05/19/13
	Déjà Vu	8	05/14/13
	Omar's	5	05/23/13
	Tini Bikinis	1	01/13/12

Muskegon		Rating	Last Post
	Murphy's Nite Club	2	05/05/13
	Odyssey Showgirls Lounge	4	02/21/13

Northern Michigan		Rating	Last Post
	Big Bon's - McFarland		06/10/10
	Coz's 8 Ball Lounge - Cadillac		10/01/12
	Crossroads - Rapid City	3	11/28/12
	Fantasy's - Traverse City	10	03/18/13
	The Gentleman 131	7	05/19/13
	Miceli's Corner - Harrison	6	10/27/12

Other Michigan Clubs		Rating	Last Post
	Déjà Vu - Saginaw	6	11/30/12
	Saddle Up - Decatur		04/29/13
	Shirley's Place - Ionia	1	05/23/13
	Uncle Buck's Northern Exposure - Durand		01/22/13

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Ohio Clubs		Rating	Last Post
	Alcatraz - Toledo		04/17/13
	Déjà Vu - Toledo	4	03/01/13
	Diamonds Gentlemen's Club - Toledo		10/09/08
	Scarlett's Cabaret - Toledo		03/02/13

On The Road			Last Post
	Atlanta		03/06/08
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	Chicago		02/12/11
	Connecticut		10/21/07
	Dallas		04/12/08
	Las Vegas		04/19/13
	Miami		06/10/10
	Orlando/Tampa		12/06/10
	Phoenix		04/11/13

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The "Rating" column shows the average rating for the club as voted by our members, on a scale of 1 (worst) to 10 (best.) At least five of our members must vote before a rating is shown here.
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