What Gets Me Off

Well ok, not quite that personal, but you ought to know a little about my biases so that you can judge my comments about the clubs appropriately.

• I travel on business a lot.  When I hit a new town and I have some extra time on my hands, I'm looking for the strip club that offers the out of town traveller the best experience.  That's why I created this web site, to help out guys like me, folks who want to find a peak strip club experience with little or no effort.  Folks who don't have the time or the desire to become a local regular.
• I like gentleman's clubs.  I'm not one of those guys who seek out the neighborhood bar style strip clubs.  I don't mind fancy.  I don't mind paying a little more if I get all of the other things I want (keep reading ...)
• I'm not on a budget.  While I do want value for my dollar just like anyone would, I've got plenty of money to spend.
• What really matters to me is how drop-dead gorgeous the women are and what the laps are like.  Often, my club preference involves trying to strike a balance between those two factors.  Its a generality, I know, but usually lap dance mileage varies inversely with dancer appearance.
• I don't like gyno shows.  I don't go to clubs to sit at the tip rail, ogle the dancers, seek out the "high-mileage seat," or tip the dancers a dollar at a time.  I go to buy lap dances.  With the right dancer (keep reading...) I've been known to go for two or three hours, buying thirty or forty dances.  I don't mind spending money, if I get with the right girl.
• I don't mind dancer or drink hustle.  I have no trouble saying no when asked if I "want to buy the lady a drink" or if I want the "nastiest dance I've ever had" from a dancer who I'd really rather pay to put her clothes back on.  The Déjà Vu chain clubs have raised this stuff to a fine art and some people pass them by on principle for this reason.  I'm not in that group.
• I don't mind enhanced dancers.  I like Penthouse and Playboy models.  If they worked in the parts of the country I frequented they'd get all my money.  I'm not looking for the girl next door.  I want a  heart-stopping, wet dream of a Barbie doll who can make me believe that I'm the sexiest thing she's ever seen and that the only reason she isn't fucking my brains out on this couch is the stupid rules under which she is forced to operate by the community and the ogres in club management.
• Of course they don't have to look like that to take home all my money.  It helps, but a decent looking dancer who knows how to move, how to touch and tease me, she'll do just fine.  And if I can touch her, all the better.  At the root of my appreciation is the fantasy we build together and the lady's basic sensuality.
• I'm pretty much a night shift kind of guy.  If you want to know what the clubs are like during the day shift, you need to ask somebody besides me.  And it does make a difference - a club that's amazing at night can suck during the day, and vice versa.  Ok, it's true, I do occasionally get into a club during the day, but what you read here, unless I say otherwise, is about these clubs at night.

Ok, that's enough of that I think.  Back to the reason we're here.