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If you’re really bored- trip report 3-26-08

I’m such a loser.


I spark up the “going to the club” hoot as I roll down the avenue. I decide to hit the ATFs club again, as I might have some small amount of social capital from my visit last week. I turn down the street to the parking lot and do a quick check on how full the lot is…it isn’t. I look over to where the dancers park and there aren’t too many cars there either. There was a quick moment when I thought – maybe I should just go home – but I beat that thought down and headed on in.

Making my way into the club I can already feel a different vibe. There are only about 6 customers in the bar, but of course one of those SOBs just had to be on my table. I move around to the back side again and sit down at the same table that I was at last week. I knew I should stop at the bar to get a beer as it took a couple of songs for the waitress to make a round.

I kick back to watch the stage show. There’s a blonde on stage and I’m starting to get to my Happy Place (herb + beer + T&A). Selena is the first girl to try to make a connection. She’s a cute Latina that I remember from last week. She said that this was only her fourth day dancing total and judging by her game I don’t have a reason to doubt her. I didn’t have time for a green stripper so I turned her loose. I tip the blonde on stage and wait for the next set.

A brunette takes the stage. She has a nice ass and I’m looking forward to her set. She does a decent job and about halfway through her set she’s doing some floor work by my side of the stage and she starts to try and talk to me from the stage. I motion that I can’t hear her and she motions for me to come to the stage. When I got there she just turns around and shakes that ass. Light bulb comes on and I realize that she wanted me to tip her. 1. Splut does not get called to tip. 2. If you want a tip you need to take your top off – NO TIT? NO TIP! I go back to my seat shaking my head. A petite brunette slide in next to me and introduces herself as Savannah. I tell her that I’m waiting on someone and she says “that’s the oldest excuse ever”. Busted!! Big time! She asks who I’m waiting for and I point out the girl on stage. Now I didn’t actually have something set with the girl on stage, but I figured that she would get topless for the last song and I’d go up and tip her then and tell her that I wanted a few dances. Savannah said she would check back with me later. I guess I miscounted the songs because the girl on stage finished without ever taking off her top. I tried to get her attention but I think she was pissed that I didn’t tip when she wanted and she ignored me. No big loss.

Saturn took the stage – she’s a slender black girl. A dude went up to tip her a buck and he got so nice personal attention. I went up with a five and got about half a songs worth of special attention. She recognized me right off the bat from last week. She made a beeline to my table when her set was over. We got a drink and talked for a bit before we went back for a few laps. She was more than could be expected and almost as much as I hoped for. I had a good time with Saturn and she busted my black girl cherry. I’ve lived in the Detroit area my whole life and that was the first time I’ve received a lap from a black honey. She asked if I would buy her another drink, but I told her that I have my eye on another dancer so I would have to decline.

I walk out of the VIP area and find “J” on stage. I feel my heart rate increase as I reach into my pocket for a fiver. She turns around on stage and sees me standing there. I get a big hug and she’s gushing “oh my god, you came back, I so happy to see you, I didn’t think you liked me”. Sheesh woman, I tip your stage shows 15 bucks, get 5 laps from you and tip another 10 but I don’t like you? I slip the fiver in her G string and TELL her that I want some dances when she’s done, not maybe, possibly, I WANT DANCES. When her set is over she gets off stage and goes two tables down to a group of three guys and sits down. Damn!

I watch a couple of sets while J does a slow hustle. From across the room Savannah is giving me the eye. She knows she busted me and I have to believe that she was throwing a couple of choice words at me at least in her mind. I watch her leave the bar and slowly make her way back to my table. She sits down and with a little smile asks if I’m tired of waiting. “Yep, and as soon as I finish this beer we’re going back”. We sit for a couple of songs, her hands are all over me, she says she just a touchy feely kind of girl. After the first song she gets up moves around the table and sits in my lap. She was a very wiggly girl. Savannah was a hustler, she tired to claim that she has a big fear of rejection but I couldn’t see it. She was relentless but in a very fun way. I enjoyed being the recipient of her stripper shit. We put together a 4 song session and I was happy with her dances. She wants to hang out and have me watch her stage set. I tell her that I have someone else that I want to get a couple of dances with and we part in the VIP.

My hearts desire J is still at the same table with those three dudes. I watch a couple more sets and have to send a couple of honeys on their way as I wait for J. It’s getting late and I look over at the right time and catch her eye. I motion back to the VIP, J gets up and I think alright, but she sits down in one of the dudes lap. The song ends and she gets up and starts to head over. J sits down at my table and we get to talking for a few songs. I ask if she got any dances out of them, she says she got two. She plays it off saying it’s ok, that’s not too bad, I have a hard time approaching guys etc. She tells me that she worked the day before and made a total of $6.00. I take her back for a 4 song set. When we get back there a song just started. I wouldn’t have minded if she wanted to count that song, but she stripped down to her G and said “we’ll start next song you can just play with me until then”. Shit that was pretty much a free dance to start thing off.

As I said in my last trip report J is just beautiful. I love the way her small waist flares out to her luscious hips. How her thighs are at the perfect thickness and they just meld into her juicy ass. Now I’m not really a tit man, but her breast are just magnificent. They’re a big B or small C but the thing is – they’re perky. I’m not talking about normal perk. They’re perky like Katie Couric on 10 cups of espresso. I asked her how old she was and she said 21. I knew she had to be young because natural breasts don’t sit like that forever.
21 – Damn she wasn’t even alive when I was 21. J is quickly becoming my new ATF. My only problem is she keeps blowing me off to do these unproductive slow hustles. Both times I‘ve had her dance for me I had to pull her off a table. She’s young so maybe she doesn’t have her hustle down, or maybe she just fucking with me. We’ll see.

Maybe you can tell me who or even if this girl is still workig there. She has dark redish hair, skinny ,small perky boobs and a reall hard worker. She made this purr noise in my ear about 3 years ago and ever since i cant get it out of my head. She wasnt the hottest in there but she was the best and most energetic dancer in the place.

The only petite redhead I knew there was cassie. Did she like to climb the pole on stage? I've haven't seen her since Oct.

That was her name she was a wild child. Like I said she may not have been a 10 but she put more effort into her show and VIP if I didnt know better and had a million bucks I wouldnt have left. That Purrrrrrrrrrrrr she did was worth a million alone