Thanks to Boozeman for an excellent report. I'm curious as to why there are so few strip club reviews being posted. Most of these topics get plenty of "views." Are readers of Two Sheds failing to go to strip clubs-- and thus have nothing to report? Or are the forum readers attending strip clubs but failing to report trip updates? If the later (making SC visits but failing to report), then why? Too much effort? Nothing new to report? Other reasons?????
Perhaps I'm wrong, but here are some thoughts why there aren't many reviews --
This is a very localized website and while it's somewhat anonymous, it's not really anonymous, if you know what I mean. Unlike, say stripclublist.com where this is almost complete anonymity, here we log on with a username and word gets around who is who. Some posters may feel hesitant to post negative reviews for fear of pissing off a dancer, a bouncer, a manager, other customers etc...
Also, I think there is always the fear of L.E. lurking around and if the reviews are too explicit, then the fun could come to an end. TUSCL seems to be much more explicit with their reviews...and if you don't know what I mean, here is an excerpt from a recent Bogart's review. I don't think I've read anything like this review on here.(After her dances were done she came and sat next to me. She asked if I wanted to go to the VIP, as she fondled my cock slightly thru my pants. I asked what was on her menu today. She said, "What ever you want honey". I then told her I wanted some nude Laps to warm up & then a little BBFS followed by BBBJCIM. She smiled & whispered that she would do the FS & BJ for $130 and $10 per dance extra If the BJ went beyond 2 dances. Up we went. We sat near two other patrons who already had a pair of dancers bobbing their heads above the patron's lap. My Black Dancer undressed & quickly released my cock from my sweats. She did a couple of nude laps while rubbing her pussy against my hard cock. By this time the other two patrons had shot their loads.)
And finally, I think your comment of "nothing to report" is right. Since I am assuming most of us tend to go back to the same clubs time and time again, there is only so much to report, unless the club happens to get an amazingly hot new dancer. And that doesn't seem to happen as much as we would like.
But we all appreciate it when a poster such as Boozeman writes a significant review, so maybe we should try to make that extra effort.